Tuesday, 25 November 2014

To Rebound Or To Not Rebound Sex..


There has come a stage in each one of our lives where we have broken up from a partner and felt a little sad and lonely. You know, that part where you are in bed, all alone, wishing someone else was there next to you, until BOOM, you turn over in the bed to cuddle the person you thought was there and instead, discover a whole side to a bed you didn’t know you had! The cold, soft side has been there all along, who knew?! You now don’t feel so alone. You lay in bed making angel shapes as if you were in the snow as you have so much space.

But what happens when you turn back to your side and no one is there to spoon you and turn you on in the middle of the night. Then, the sense of loneliness comes back to haunt you. 

Then you think to yourself, wouldn’t a bit of rebound sex fix all these bad feelings I am having?
When I broke up with my ex, I genuinely made a rebound sex list. I have a high sex drive, I enjoy sex but now I am not in a relationship, I thought to myself, “What am I going to do?” So I made a list. A list of potential people I could sleep with including people I previously dated, people I previously slept with, friends I have a crush on, a bar tender from a bar down the road and even a guy from Tinder. There they were. All these names on a list and I didn’t know where to start.

Don’t get me wrong and think I am an emotionless bitch. (Umm ok, I kinda am!) I do have feelings, (sometimes) and was sad to be going through a break up but I am just not one of those girls who can sit and mope around. I have an ego. I need to feel desirable again and I personally think the best way to get over a break up is go out and have fun. (That doesn’t mean go have sex with every Tom, Dick and Harry.) I mean to go out with your girls, meet some guys and not sit around at home crying over past pictures or messages. There is a reason you broke up, take it, embrace it and move on.

So I have come up with some steps to navigate whether or not you are ready for rebound sex:

1)      Be true to yourself.
If this break up has torn you to the point that you cannot eat, sleep or get out of bed and feel like death is the next step, then do not do it. You are not ready. Don’t even pretend and say “I’m fine” because you are not. Casual sex will make you feel like shit and you may decide to slit your wrist after for feeling like a whore.

2)      Be honest with your partner.
If you are able to get out of bed, go have fun and have casual sex, let the person know where you are at. If you just want to let your inner sexual beast out and are not wanting anything more than some NSA sex, let them know. Let your partner make the decision as to whether or not they want to hook up with you in your current situation. Girls, guys will not give a shit that you just broke up with someone. In fact, guys like being rebound shag. Guys, be honest with the girl. Girls do not take things the same way and may feel as if they are being used. Honesty is the best policy here bitches!

3)      Do it for the right reasons.
You may have had a shitty break up and are pissed off at your ex. If this is the case, don’t go and shag your ex’s best friend to get back at them. Never be that kind of moron! It may be that near the end, the sex was lame and you are gagging for a good session. Have rebound sex because you want to feel good!

4)      If your feelings change, stop!
Sometimes when you come out of a relationship you move on, have casual sex and think you can handle it. Next thing you know, you are into your new fuck buddy and you start getting feelings. If that happens, stop. It will only be yourself that will get hurt. Do not mix sex and emotions. Never a happy ending.

5)      Be safe!
Most of you are not stupid enough to go hang out at your local hooker alley and by drugs, so I don’t mean you need to be safe in that way, I have faith in y’all. What I mean is to be safe and use protection because you know, when you are in a relationship it is great not to have to use condoms and now that you are sleeping with the old crush, the tinder and the bar tender, you never know who they have been sleeping with. Don’t be a fool, wrap the tool!


Lots of Love..

Little Miss V..xx

Monday, 10 November 2014

You're Hot & You're Cold.. You're Yes & You're No!


You know what it’s like girls. You are dating a guy, he is excited to be with you, wants to see you all the time, even gets you little gifts, calls and messages all the time and then suddenly, the shift. Something changes and he pulls back.

He stops making plans like he used to and starts making excuses. You start to feel like you did something wrong or he just doesn’t like you as much anymore.

As females, we always think it is us and it is our fault because we are full of feelings and emotions. But let me tell you something girls, it IS the typical “it’s not you it’s me” thing. Why is that? Because men are a completely weird and fucked up species? Yes, that too, but the real reason is because men get scared. They like to act like they are tough and hard on the outside, but on the inside, they are weak and also, full of emotions that they don’t know how to handle.

When a man gets truly close to a woman and deeply intimate for any extended period of time, he loves that feeling and wants more of it. But the strange part of this is that the moment a man experiences this period of intense closeness, he will take some space for himself. It’s like he needs to recover from something, like injuring a muscle after a workout and needs to be rested, that is how a man is. He needs to be alone before he can be strong again.

But why does being in a relationship make a man feel weak?

There is something that I have come to realize, and that is, a man needs to feel like he has a purpose. That is the only reason a man may want to withdraw from you, is because he is not living his purpose. You see, it is important for him to know what he is doing in life and what his purpose is. It could be excelling in his work, having his own company or even training in a sport. Sometimes a man doesn’t even know what his purpose is.

When a man isn’t going after his own purpose or has fallen away from it, he will become irritated and it will often get in the way of the relationship he is in.

For a prime example, take my friend *Melody. She had been with her boyfriend for nearly two years. They lived together and everything was going great until one day he told her he needed a break. She was gob smacked and shocked as she thought everything was fine! Why did he need a break? Because he had lost himself slightly within the relationship. He had stopped playing tennis every week like he used to and even stopped plans of a business he was trying to open. Though he loved Melody, he couldn’t continue the relationship with her if he couldn’t fulfil his life purposes. When she came to me for advice, I told her that she needs to let him go and do his thing. Give him space and let him find himself again and his purpose in life and in no time he will come running back. Though she didn’t want to be without him, she did just that and only a month later, he had his shit figured out and knew that he needed her in his life and she was part of his “purpose.”

So, what to do if your man is withdrawing from you ladies?

1)      Never give him an ultimatum!!
This is the number 1 no no! When a guy is already in a weak state and is already withdrawn from you, by telling him, “it’s me or the business” (for example) he will most certainly not chose you. You are just adding unnecessary pressure that he does not need at that time.


2)      Do not try and convince him of something.
You may think you know your man well, and I am sure you do, but do not try to convince him of something when deep down, he is unsure. Like an ultimatum, you want a man to be committed to you on a physical, mental and emotional level without added force,


3)      Don’t overshare your feelings.
As women, we like to talk. We want to be open with our man and hope he will do the same in return. Well guess what ladies? This won’t happen. You think by sharing your feelings first, he will share his in return. But if he is already being withdrawn from you, this will frustrate him as if he knows you well, he will know you are only trying to get something out of him. Once he is recharged and ready to share his emotions with you, he will. Don’t rush him.


4)      Do not set unrealistic expectations.
You know when things are going well with a guy, you get excited. You want to move things forward even when they guy has not said anything about a next step. Then the typical happens, the guy stops calling or texting and the girl is left speechless and has no idea what the hell is going on. Why did this happen? Because women like to create expectations about how the relationship should be and how he should act. When this doesn’t go the way we want, you become disappointed. This then winds up in confrontation in an angry way and creates distance and tension. The flip of it is, the woman will then try to act as if she is totally fine with it being a casual relationship when deep down, she is fuming. It is only natural.


So what it comes down to is being yourself and letting your man be himself. No pressure, no ultimatums and no pushing. Let him have his space, always, and let him have some control like a man feels like he should. By doing all of the above, hopefully you and your man will have the perfect relationship.

Lots of love..

Little Miss V..xx

Sunday, 26 October 2014

A Dick A Week!


You probably clicked on this in hopes of reading that I get a dick a week. Steady on, I'm not that easy. But the title is true. You see, having a blog like this and having an email address makes some guys think that it is ok to send me dick pictures. Sorry, my profile says about who I am and what I do, not 'please go ahead and send me a picture of your wrinkled, shrivelled up man package.'

When did it become socially ok to just randomly send someone, who you don't even know, a picture of your private parts? Don't get me wrong, I have sent a few pictures in my time but usually to guys I am having a sexual relationship with at the time. There are a lot of internet trolls out there and you need to know the person you are sending pictures to as you never know where they will end up otherwise.



I think it is actually great when couples send each other dirty pictures of themselves. A recent survey conducted revealed that 36% of women are sending or posting nude images of ourselves to guys. 72% send them to be 'fun or flirtatious', and 59% will send snaps as a sexy present for their boyfriend. For a lot of us, sexting can help keep the relationship going, especially when it is long distance and you aren’t able to see each other as often as you would like to or you might just miss each other and want to let them know what they will be coming home to, and that is FINE! What is not fine is when people decide to share these pictures with other people. If I send you a racy picture, it is because I trust you, and trust you not to share it with your group of boys.

Personally, I see "sexting" as a harmelss bit of fun. Girls, if you want to message a guy naughty words and tell him all the things you want to do to him, DO IT! Boys, if you want to send a picture of your jolly rancher to a girl, DO IT! If you are going to say things, live up to it. No point being all mouth. (Well, depends where your mouth is going to be!)



The thing I find amusing about sexting are the ‘talkers’ and when it comes to it, they are for sure not ‘doers.’ For example, I met this guy once and our chat instantly became very flirty and he would message me all the things he ‘wanted to do to me.’ When it came to it, it was one of the worst shags of my life. He was all talk, well, all message. It is very easy to type something reckless…crazy…risqué…yes you see the words, but most of us feel less of a commitment emotionally to the written word. Many men can write the words “I love you” in a valentine’s card or in a text message, but actually saying those three little words out loud, no chance!! In much the same way, writing down what you would like to do sexually is a lot easier than saying it. I mean, whilst in the bedroom, could you actually imagine saying out loud the filthy things you can say in a message? No, me neither!

So from this post, guys, please don’t use this as an opportunity to attempt to send me a picture of your little friend. If I want it, I will ask for it!
I would love to know if any of you have any funny stories in regards to ‘sexting!’

Email me at blogdoll21@gmail.com

Lots of love,


Little Miss V xx

 

 

 
  


 

 

Sunday, 28 September 2014

No Strings Attached!

I was talking with a male friend of mine about no strings attached sexual relationships. He asked me as a girl, is it ok to have one? I replied, “of course it is, as long as you are aware of what type of fling it is and what your partner’s expectations are!”

So obviously we got onto the conversation about it. Can women have sex like men? It is one of those taboo questions if you think about it. Guys will always say no, and that if a woman has sex like a man does, she is a slut. Why is that? Why must we be titled some kind of label for doing the same as them?

It isn’t always so straightforward though. It’s often assumed that men think of sex as just a physical act with ‘no strings’ more often than women do. But when it comes down to it, it can actually be confusing for both sexes. You see, after sex, our bodies are rushing with post-orgasmic chemicals – main one being Oxytocin which tells our brain that we want to bond emotionally as well as physically, meaning one of you may want to cuddle after the huddle. So, with this in mind, is no strings attached sex ever ok?

 
The Friend with Benefits:
Do not believe what you see/read/hear people. Without a doubt, one side will always fall for the other eventually. This type of NSA sex will go one way or another. It can either turn into a great relationship or someone gets hurt. In my experience and from having FB’s, it usually just goes sour anyway. No FB can ever really turn into a real buddy.


The Tinder Hook Up:
You both know what it is. You met online, conversation got flirty quite instantly, you are watsapp messaging and next thing you know, you are on a night out with your friends drunk and you end up at this person’s apartment. Great first meet. I doubt there will be any snuggles after. Clean and go people, clean up and go!

The Rebound:
I think this one is usually more beneficial for the guy. You know, a girl just got out of a relationship and she needs revenge sex to feel like she’s getting back at her ex (when really, he couldn’t give two shit’s and already started sleeping with someone a week after they broke up.) Guys, if you are looking for casual sex, this could be the one for you. Give her your shoulder if she needs to cry, your ears if she wants you to listen, and then your dick for when she is ready to suck. But, you need to be careful with this one that she doesn’t mislead your wanting of sex and ‘being there for her’ as more and a potential relationship. Make it clear that you are there to help her release her sexual demons!

The Drunk Partygoer:
It’s 2am, you are wasted in a bar and the guy/girl you like is giving you the look. You know, basically eye fucking you. So take the eye fucking to the next level to real fucking. Whisper sweet words into his/her ear and get them home with you. Whatever happens, the next morning make sure you don’t leave without a goodbye. Even if you had beer goggles on and are completely not interested, there is nothing worse than waking up with a hangover and rejection all in one.

The Friend of a Friend:
So it’s a friend’s birthday party and there is a whole group of you out and you spot someone in the group you like and you go over and flirt. You completely hit it off and have both had a bit to drink so what seem like harmless fun at the time could get awkward at the breakfast table the next morning. Don’t avoid eye contact and try to make jokes. Always keep that situation on a good level because don’t forget, you have mutual friends and you will both be embarrassed.

 So, here’s the down low. All of you reading this can probably relate to one (or more) of these situations. I know I can. If you are in it for sex, and just sex then good for you, but be careful that Oxytocin doesn’t creep in because once you lean in for that one snuggle, it all goes down the shitter. As guys are bad at messaging, make sure you message the girl. We don’t need phone calls and hearts, but a text here or there to assure us it wasn’t just meaningless can go a long way. If you can tell that the other side wants more and you don’t, just be honest. Honesty is the best policy.

 
Good luck guys and girls! If anyone has any good stories for me about NSA relationships, email me at blogdoll21@gmail.com

 Little Miss V..xx

 

Thursday, 4 September 2014

When Mr.Boots Met Ralph..


Has anyone ever asked you what the craziest thing you have said/done to get out of a bad date? Someone asked me once and I had to think really long and hard. Now, what happened last night will always spring to mind.

It was a warm, August evening in Tel Aviv and I had agreed to meet my date, we will call him Mr. Boots for now, at the beach for a chilled, relaxing evening. Sometimes it’s nice to get away from the generic ‘bar’ date.

Boots is one I met on Tinder and we had been chatting for 6 days. Conversation was always flowing and he seemed really funny and sweet, a bit on the desperate side, but ok. So I agreed to meet him when he said he had a day off of work, being a baggage handler at the airport, and wanted to keep his evening free for me.

So the date comes around and there he is standing in all his 5 foot seven glory, (sense the sarcasm here please, I am the same height) and smiling from ear to ear. He gave me a hug hello with his nice, muscly arms and down to the sand we went. He bought the drink, I bought the blanket and there we sat. Conversation got flowing and I now realise I should ask guys for pictures of them smiling, not just the ones on their profiles. Boots’ pictures were all a bit posey or mouth shut selfies. So when he talked, I saw the inside of his mouth. I wish I hadn’t. His gums were so red it looked like he had a severe gum infection. His teeth were an awful shade of custard and his lips were really chappy and cracked. Strike 1!

Trying to put all of that aside, I remember his hat. He was wearing a trucker hat to a first date. Moving my eyes downwards, I notice his boots. Yes, boots. It is August in Tel Aviv meaning that it is about 30 degrees at night and he is wearing boots. I was so shocked I said to him, “it’s like 50 degrees out why would you be wearing boots?” His answer, “when I came back from America I was so broke I didn’t have any money to buy new shoes!” Strike 2. My reply, “didn’t you get back 5 months ago?” His reply, “yeah but I literally had no money!” Nobody wants to hear about how brass you are. I am no gold digger but I am not messin with some broke… male.

As the date goes on, already despising so much about him, he starts talking about other girls he has dated. Strike 3. Do you think I care why it didn’t work out with each and every one of them? No, I don’t. By now, as you can tell, I was beginning to get frustrated and I knew I had to get out of this date somehow. I didn’t want to be the bitch I know I can be and say, “listen, this isn’t gonna work so let’s end it now.” If I did that, I would have to walk away first and that would have been awkward, seeing as we were sitting on my blanket.

So I made something up. Something so bizarre and ridiculous. Something I don’t think anyone apart from me, this brilliant actress could do. I told him I had a dick. Yes, you read correctly. I told this boy, who had driven 25 minutes to see me and who was so excited, that I am a transgender now going through my transition. That I had my Adam’s apple shaved, my breasts implanted and my testosterone levels reduced due to the oestrogen I was taking. I even told him that my dick and balls had shrivelled so small because of the medication as it’s the only way to have the surgery to make me a natural vagina.

Where was this all coming from? How was I able to communicate all of this to him without hysterically laughing? Luckily, I like a good documentary so I thank my lucky stars I watched one on transgenderism. Obviously he didn’t believe me. He kept laughing and trying to make jokes and there I was tough face on, acting as if I was being deadly serious. I even told him not to joke as it is so sensitive for me.  He finally started to believe me.

Well, at that point we both knew the date was coming to an end. “Why didn’t you tell me over our messages instead of making me drive 25 minutes to meet you?” He asked. Come on, what’s 25 minutes?! Anyway, I replied with, “I guess I just liked you and thought you may be different from the rest, but it’s ok, you’re the same and I understand that not every guy will be accepting of this.” How I am not an actress, I will never know. He didn’t know what to say so I mentioned that I think the date is over. As we were saying good bye I went to high five him, (for some odd reason, like who even high fives these days??) and asked him, “Do you hate me?” “I don’t hate you but I don’t like that you lied to me.” Fair enough. “Do you wanna hug it out?” I asked. To his reply, “ummm we can have a hug but nothing else!” So hugged we did and off I went and immediately phoned my best friend to tell her this insanely creative, awesome yet ridiculously bizarre, crazy, stupid story!

PS, my dicks name was Ralph.



Wednesday, 20 August 2014

Naked Disney Dudes!


So, a friend of mine sent me a link from Jezebel featuring pictures of Disney Dudes and what they look like naked.
I forwarded the link to my best friend and even though a cartoon, we were discussing which ones we would and wouldn’t have. It was as if we were discussing real men! Let me tell you, it shows different length, girth, tone, veins, pube sitch, etc and it totally matches their personalities, and we all know guys like it. So I have written up my own version of each guy.

So let’s start with Gaston.. We all know him from Beauty and the Beast to be the manly one all the ladies want, but not Belle. And now we know why. His over confidence is to make up for the lack of dick! He is the type that shaves off all his pubes to make it look bigger and better. Doesn't work mate, my thumb is still bigger.




Next, we have another dude from Beauty and the Beast and it is the beast himself, aka, Prince Adam. One of those dicks you are disappointed to see. Pretty gross If you ask me, especially when flaccid, un-cut and covered in pubes. The type you deffo don’t wanna suck off.



Prince Eric, the handsome guy you see out and just already know he is going to have a dick that suits you perfectly. You know, good size, looks way better when erect and not too much bush and you know once inside you, you are in for a good time.


Here we have Prince Ferdinand, the love of Snow White’s life. Posing by Snow White’s wishing well, he is the type waiting for you to come and ride his average sized, uncut dick. Nothing special about his dick but his swag and attitude is what will draw you in and you will still have fun, even if he doesn’t make you cum first time round.

 
Ahh, Prince Charming. He is sweet, funny, good looking and oh, would you believe it, has a beautiful penis. You know what I mean, the type you look at and think, ‘ah, god created you for me.’ Its long and thick but not too long and thick and you are more than happy to go down on him as he is perfectly groomed too. Why aren’t there more of these types in the world?


As we continue, we get to Li Shang. You look at this type of guy, muscly and think. ‘Yeah I reckon he has a nice sized dick’ then you are terribly disappointed when you see it. It’s an average size penis and hangs down over his tiny ball sack that is smaller than marbles and makes you wonder why he even has a ball sack.

 
Sleeping beauty probably gets woken up by Prince Phillip quite often as you can tell he is a little horny motherfucker. This ginger cutie has a dick that will reach your gspot but if you have a wide set vagina, don’t bother. His dick is long and knows how to bang you and charm you at the same time.


Prince Ali NOT so fabulous as he Ali ah BORINGGGGG! He is like a magic lamp, you need to rub it to get it to do anything. One of those ugly looking dicks with really hairy, large balls. A Grow-er, not a show-er.



Oh Jonny boyyyy, come here loverrrrr. A circumcised beauty in all his glory. Tall, good looking, manly and proud of his manhood. He can paint all the colours of the wind with that large paintbrush. He will give it to you good ladies.

Have you ever hooked up with a guy and then he got his dick out and you just laughed in his face? Yeah, it kinda happened to me once and his dick looked like Prince Hans here, if Hook loses another hand by a crocodile, he will know where to come for another Hook. Don’t bother with this one ladies, he is the type that will sext you a dick pic from the bottom so you think it looks good. Lies. All lies!



Here is Kristoff, the dick you dread. The chode. Small and fat but with big manly balls. Stay away from me Kristoff types. Amen. Thank you.



Last but not least, we have Flynn who is deffo a Ryder! Not the most good looking of dicks but it is the one that he can make move on it’s own like a party trick. It has a little curve but you are cool with it cos his swag and cool vibe will make you want him, and want more. Plus, he shaves his pubes to look like his goatee.
 
Hope you enjoyed!

Love Little Miss V.. x
 
 
 

 

 

Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Wanking In Cars With Boys



Have you ever been on a date with someone and thought, "ok he is cute and seems into me and has been a gentleman, not so sure I'm on it but whatever will see him again?!" But you know you really aren't sure.. This is why sometimes; you just need to trust your gut feeling. You may think its trapped wind, but more likely than not, it's your gut telling you not to see that person again.

So I met this guy online, let's call him Lad. So we spoke one day and that same day he asked me out. I had no plans and thought I need to get myself out there more, so I agreed to the date. He picked me up in his Mini and we drove to get frozen yoghurt. I had told him that I was vegan so he took me to a place that had soya versions; this made me think 'aww how thoughtful of him!'
So we had our froyo then went to sit by the marina and talk over drinks whilst looking out to the sea.

We got on really well, he made me giggle and there was a lot to chat about. He was also really good looking. Now usually, I don't kiss on a first date. You know one of those rule thingys but when he kissed me, so out of the blue and so softly, I couldn't resist but kiss back. After a while we got back in the car and he drove me home. We said good night with a kiss and up to my apartment I went.

The next day he bombarded me with messages and wanted to see me that day. I had plans. After a few days of him persisting and saying how much he missed me (which I found odd considering we had only been on one date) I started to get annoyed. I could also tell he was a bit of a womaniser and I had a feeling I wasn't the only one. I was kind of put off but would be nice and reply. So after a few weeks and several lies to say I couldn't see him, I finally decided YOLO and meet up with him. We said we would chill at his and watch a movie. This kind of meant, 'I don't think I want you as more than a potential new fuck buddy.' Whether he got that or not, I was unsure.

This time, it was a very short meeting. He picked me up, kissed me hello, told me how much he missed me and we started the journey towards his place. He lives about a 6 minute drive from me. On the way he took a left down a road near a bar I go to and just parked up on the side of the road and stared at me then kissed me. I asked him why we had stopped considered he lived down the road. His reply was "I want you so bad!" Umm ok, "so keep driving we are nearly at your house!" He said, "no I want you here and now!" I said "you are joking right? We are on the street!" He said he knew and next thing, he just whipped out his dick from his pants, started wanking and said, "look what you have done to me, help me baby!"
My mouth dropped to the floor. I was in shock!!!! I looked at him and said, "you must be having a laugh mate!!" I got up out of the car and slammed the door shut and started walking off. He was shouting for me to come back and I told him he was an absolute fruit loop!

So, on my walk home I called my best friends to let them know. They were just as shocked as I was. When I look at it now, I find it amusing because he is such a nutter to do such a thing.

Knew I should have trusted my gut feeling!


Lots of love..

Little Miss V.. xx