You probably clicked on this in hopes of reading that I get a dick a week. Steady on, I'm not that easy. But the title is true. You see, having a blog like this and having an email address makes some guys think that it is ok to send me dick pictures. Sorry, my profile says about who I am and what I do, not 'please go ahead and send me a picture of your wrinkled, shrivelled up man package.'
When did it become socially ok to just randomly send someone, who you don't even know, a picture of your private parts? Don't get me wrong, I have sent a few pictures in my time but usually to guys I am having a sexual relationship with at the time. There are a lot of internet trolls out there and you need to know the person you are sending pictures to as you never know where they will end up otherwise.
Personally, I see "sexting" as a harmelss bit of fun. Girls, if you want to message a guy naughty words and tell him all the things you want to do to him, DO IT! Boys, if you want to send a picture of your jolly rancher to a girl, DO IT! If you are going to say things, live up to it. No point being all mouth. (Well, depends where your mouth is going to be!)
So from this post, guys, please don’t use this as an opportunity to attempt to send me a picture of your little friend. If I want it, I will ask for it!
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